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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

List Week Hump Day



I saw a DVD of 9 Dungeons & Dragons cartoons for only 2.50 at Walmart. I talked myself out of getting it, but now I'm missing it. Hence, this list.

Spectrum of D&D character alignments, with celebrity examples
1. Lawful good (Jackie Chan)
2. Lawful neutral (The clock-punching sheepdog from old Warner Bros. cartoons)
3. Lawful evil (Newt Gingrich)
4. Perniciously gay (Simon Cowell)
5. Bashful (J. D. Salinger)
6. Ripping Drunk (Mel Gibson)
7. Neutral Good (David Letterman)
8. Neutrally Delicious (the California Raisins)
9. Chaotic good (The A-Team)
10. Chaotic evil (Octomom)
11. Chaotic stupid (Fla-vor Flav, The Noid)
12. Neutral Neutral (comedian Steven Wright)

1 comment:

Sam said...

I would have bought it.