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Monday, January 19, 2009

Sex Toy

Who put this sexualized mammal in my breakfast cereal?

It slides lasciviously around in a reclined and lewd pose.

My wife and I both find it revolting...

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Matt Wittmer Action Figure

I think the pirate toy looks like Matt Wittmer, but Matt says no, no way. If you know Matt, tell him he looks like the toy version of him. He won't know what the hell you're talking about by then, but tell him anyway.