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Sunday, May 2, 2010

Sausage Awesome



I hereby coin the phrase SAUSAGE AWESOME.

Meaning: shamelessly chubby; fat with glee; boisterousness undimmed by one's plenitude; girth mirth. If you are sausaged into your clothes and just fine with it, that's SAUSAGE AWESOME.

Those girls out on the town with too much belly fat exposed? SAUSAGE AWESOME.

Kids bundled up in winter clothes to the point of helplessness? SAUSAGE AWESOME.

McDonaldland's Grimace, now conspicuously absent in the age of fatophobia? SAUSAGE AWESOME.

Pigs? Original SAUSAGE AWESOME.

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