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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Little Means Cute


Why does he wear a stocking cap? In case he falls out of the uterus.
Are sasquatches marsupials? Only the southern varieties.
What's with the wind-up turnkey? For adding mechanical energy.
How long do sasquatches gestate? 44 weeks.
Can a sasquatch mother miscarry? Sadly, yes.
What can I do to help? Stay out of the way.

1 comment:

Barbaro said...

I like the movie review a ways down.

A colleague just livened up my workday with this website that seems vaguely connected to your posts:

P.S. You've got some scary wrist-hair.