Wonky Apocalypse Mechanisms that Would Disprove Long-Held Notions About God
1. Logs rapidly falling from clouds
2. Toxic opossum horde (must be eaten to be toxic)
3. Dynamite hot dogs
4. Ozone layer becomes pudding
5. Everyone morphs into Michael Landon, everyone dies a Landonesque death
6. Blood becomes Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man wrings everybody out into himself
7. Lists become deadly to behold
8. Every vehicle on the planet merges to become Devastator
9. Suffocating pies to the face surprise all people
10. Pissed-off raccoons
11. Malfunctioning chainsaws under every pillow
1. Logs rapidly falling from clouds
2. Toxic opossum horde (must be eaten to be toxic)
3. Dynamite hot dogs
4. Ozone layer becomes pudding
5. Everyone morphs into Michael Landon, everyone dies a Landonesque death
6. Blood becomes Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man wrings everybody out into himself
7. Lists become deadly to behold
8. Every vehicle on the planet merges to become Devastator
9. Suffocating pies to the face surprise all people
10. Pissed-off raccoons
11. Malfunctioning chainsaws under every pillow
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