Bill Maher as Seen by iPhone

Despite Bill Maher's vehement opposition to all things religious, he appears supernaturally energized to the electronic lens... as a Cocoon alien, or as my wife called the image, "Electric Sasquatch."

Last night he stuck it to Sarah Palin, Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, the Pope—and Obama for being a pussy. Somewhere outside, the Westboro Baptist Church protested in vain.

One of many highlights: when he said he liked coming to the Midwest because we don't call our mothers "cunts." Also, when he spoke of politicians who always talk about praying in the wake of a disaster: "Yeah, that's what I want in a leader—someone who says the first thing he'll do is try to telepathically communicate with his imaginary friend."