Bibo's First Standup Comedy?

Photo not current, but clownishly relevant

 In the giddy stumble up to bedtime, Penelope fumbled around with a freebie coloring book called "The Responsible Dog Owner's Coloring Book (AKC propaganda)." She blathered insistently over it, slapped it onto the couch, pointed at a long paragraph of text on the back cover, focused, and said, as if reading, "NUTS." She was already starting to laugh drunkenly. Then I started laughing.

"Is that what dogs need?" More laughing.

"Dogs... need... NUTS," she said, poking the text. "DOGS NEED NUTS."

This went on for a good while, until consciousness was lost.