Taking a child's toys for my own agenda, I transformed into the villainous TinkerEyes.
Then mere moments after sending this photo to terrorize my sister, she sent back this picture of my niece.
with the explanation: "Never fails, every time I get stickers at the store, I look back and they are just sitting there like that. Funny that they never say, "Hey Mom, look!"
So it seems I am not the only one who possesses this sinister mutation. Soon I may have to do battle with my young relative for supremacy of facial distortion by misuse of playthings.
The battle royale—TinkerEyes vs. Stickerface! To the winner goes the spoils: my mom saying, "Aren't they weird? What's wrong with them?"