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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Matt Wittmer Action Figure


I think the pirate toy looks like Matt Wittmer, but Matt says no, no way. If you know Matt, tell him he looks like the toy version of him. He won't know what the hell you're talking about by then, but tell him anyway.

1 comment:

Matthew said...

This toy, while I see the common traits that others likely associate with me, does not appear like I would like it to appear like me. That said, I think what I'm saying is that I see myself differently than who I am, and now expect others to see that version, not who I look like. But on the whole, this figure resembles little of me. The shirt - no way. They eye patch - forget about it. The handlebar mustache - I have a goat-ee, but can let this slide I suppose as will I the v-shaped forehead due to the jesus hippie hair, which I feel accounts for the most resembling part of myself. Change that haircut on that doll, and no one would pin this surrogate as a "shape-shifter" of me. Hail to the one with a praying mantis son, who would associate me with an action figure, though this figure looks more like some church sock puppet with little action left in him.